Authors note: This piece was written based on pieces of garbage we got.
Plastic knife
Straw
A piece of stretchy string
Hot wheels truck
Bead necklace
Bobby pin
Business card


Once upon a time there was a man who was small enough to use a hot wheel truck as his ride. One day when the man was exploring he found that many small items have minds and can talk. Soon the man ran into his owners business card and it started talking to him he thought that is was a spy camera that his owner placed there so he took it to the toaster and threw it in and the bobby pin came to his side and said that he was one of us so quickly he hit the cancel button and he popped out of that horrible place. They started venturing around again and ran into the straw. They started getting wild ideas on how to use the claw but they decide to use it for everything.


Later that night around dinner they were spying on the humans and they saw the knives they were using and they were dieing being suffocated by all of the food. They felt sorry for the food soon on their way they ran into a rubber band and figured that they could sling shot themselves using the straw and the band. They fell short of the table and into the chair they looked up to see the humans but they saw beads on the light. Then they thought there must be some type of festivities. Then the man read the business card and they figured out they were in Louisiana. It must have been Martigras. They planned out their revenge on humans. Don don don………….